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Lip Beings (Report to Mars)

 

We found that those beings on earth have 3 sets of lips as follows:

Lip 1 is in the upper part.

Lip 2 is in the front of the lower part whereas Lip 3 is in the back of the lower part.

We could divide those beings into 2 genres based on differences in Lip 2. Genre 1 has ugly and elongated Lip 2.

They do many things by using those Lips. The most important one could be dealing with each other through Lips.

Scenario 1

Genre 1 always deals with genre 2 through lip contacts. Normally they start it with Lip 1 to Lip 1 contact. Then they do Lip 1 to Lip 2. But genre 2’s Lip 1 to genre 1’s Lip 2 is more frequent. Normally it ends up in Lip 2 to Lip 2 stage. But there are some genre 1’s Lip 2 to genre 2’s Lip 3 cases.

Scenario 2

But we also found cases in which genre 1 to genre 1 relation. They do genre 1’s Lip 1 to another genre 1’s Lip 1. Then the first genre 1 Lip 1 goes to the second genre 1’s Lip 2. Finally the second genre 1’s Lip 2 goes to the first genre 1’s Lip 3.

Scenario 3

We found some cases in which genre 2 to genre 2 relation takes place. Normally they follow most steps in scenario 1. (Note: we still need to more work in this area).

Scenario 4

Even though they do it one on one, there could be more than one of genre in some dealings. They steps are more mixed up in this scenario. In most cases, genre 2 may have to use all its Lips to deal with Lip 2s of many genre 1s.

Out of those scenarios, only Scenario 1 could lead to producing another being.

There also deal with each other without actual contact of Lips.

They do it most of the time. Sometimes this could lead to actual contact of Lips. Sometimes this could lead to damaging each other and in fewer cases, to ending each other.

They also put things into all three types of Lips whereas things also come out of all three types of Lips.

In conclusion, we notice everything they do is related with Lips: they deal with Lips, they do something with the intention of dealing with Lips or putting something into Lips, OR they have to take care of the consequences of those Lip-related activities.

So we would like to name them “Lip Beings”.

 

  • ms

 

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Observed items:

Plastic bags (more than 10 bags)

Cracked sunflower seeds

One coffee-powder bag

Two coffee-mix bags

A used condom (not fluid in it)

A cake box

A newspaper (two month old)

Observed Texts:

Want Want (from cake box)

‘’Anarchy begets anarchy, not democracy. Riots beget riots, not democracy” (from newspaper)

Comments:

1. No smell so the collection looks updated

2. CSS (Cracked Sunflower Seeds) seem to be the last added items

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Idiot v2.1

These days I have been an idiot. I have been helping one person more than one time. These days I have been an idiot. I have been noting down Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs in my notebook. These days I have been an idiot. I have been watching my blog’s hit count. These days I have been an idiot. I have been masturbating while watching a lesbian movie1. These days I have been an idiot. I have been in belief of what the news journals said. These days I have been an idiot. I have been thinking massage-parlors in South Racecourse Street could reduce my stress. These days I have been an idiot. I have been telling a guy who is younger than me, ‘It has always been like that at this age’.

1. In fact, I didn’t know it was a lesbian movie. In the movie, a girl was arrested in warehouse-like building. She was handcuffed and chained to the floor or the wall. A man wearing a costume like an astronaut suit came to feed her. He grasped her breasts and sometimes teased with her pussy. She was aroused but the man didn’t fuck her. A few days passed like that and he finally fucked her. Then he released her and let her see who he was. He removed his mask and suit. She (also me) surprisingly found that he was not a he. He was a she. She (the fucker) used a fake cock to fuck her. She (the fucked) didn’t realize she (the fucker) was a she (female) as she (the fucked) was always in a doggy position. When I found out she (the fucker) was a she, I was almost coming.

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Idiot v2.0

These days I have been an idiot. I have been helping one person more than one time. These days I have been an idiot. I have been noting down Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs in my notebook. These days I have been an idiot. I have been watching my blog’s hit count. These days I have been an idiot. I have been masturbating while watching a lesbian movie. These days I have been an idiot. I have been in belief of what the news journals said. These days I have been an idiot. I have been thinking massage-parlors in South Racecourse Street could reduce my stress. These days I have been an idiot. I have been telling a guy who is younger than me, ‘It has always been like that at this age’.

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Lost

A cry was heard among the trees,
not a man’s, something deeper.
The forest extended up one side
the mountain and down the other.
None wanted to ask what had made
the cry. A bird, one wanted to say,
although he knew it wasn’t a bird.
The sun climbed to the mountaintop,
and slid back down the other side.
The black treetops against the sky
were like teeth on a saw. They waited
for it to come a second time. It’s lost,
one said. Each thought of being lost
and all the years that stretched behind.
Where had wrong turns been made?
Soon the cry came again. Closer now.

Stephen Dobyns

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When We Were At War

When we were at war
We boiled water with banknotes
When we were at war
We farted differently
When we were at war
We loved each other
When we were at war
We were still unborn…

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